So there’s this guy I talk to at work a lot and he told me once about how a woman called in because her cable bill was way high and the guy’s like “Well there are movies ordered” and she asks what they are. We aren’t actually allowed to say the titles of pornographic movies or channels so he’s like “I can’t tell you that but they’re adult movies” and the woman is so mad just getting a little bit louder because you know, adult movies, and the guy’s like “Uh, well I can tell you there aren’t any women in them.” Apparently the woman just said “Thank you, I need to talk to my son” and then put the phone down and started screaming at her son so basically if you’re closeted gay don’t order gay porn on your parents’ tab, kids.
I decided to start the 30 Day Drabble Challenge. Today’s is for Cameron and Michael, two characters that some of my followers from waaaay back in the days of Fictionpress will probably remember. But it’s more leaning towards the version of them from the NaNoWriMo novel so yeah. Enjoy.
So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.
Sitting in Burger King and a couple of elderly ladies sit at a booth with a big promo poster in one of the windows. The one who sits by it is like “You know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna rip that down so I can see outside.” The other woman offers to switch seats with her because her window is free, saying “I don’t wanna see outside; the sun is out there.”
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog