And then the world exploded

I have a job interview at Hollywood Casino on Thursdaaaaaaay wish me luck!

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theatrefetish:

you know what upsets me

bunnies have tons of sex

like supposedly always humping right

but does that affect how we look at bunnies?

no

do we still think bunnies are cute af?

yes

do we want bunnies any less because of their sex habits?

no

treat people like bunnies ok

this has been a psa

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jencorpsichord:

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

(Source: brideofgodzilla)

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"Smile for the camera!"

"Soon I shall devour your soul."

I feel this on a spiritual level.

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(Source: dragon-hoard)

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c4mias:

So freaking cute. Can’t wait to buy the ‘Mom’ one for my future children.

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impalassible-nottolove:

So my friend works in the sound booth at his church and during the sermon, the preacher started bashing on gay people, so my friend muted him. Literally muted his preachers microphone I

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Watching Jackie Chan Adventures and they’re on a plane when the bad guys all come out and Jackie’s like “Who’s flying the plane?!” and all I can think is “But if you’re Jackie Chan, and I’m Jackie Chan, then who’s flying the plane?!”

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siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

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