And then the world exploded
Joana: Topic title: Are vampires overdone in YA now?
Me: God, yes.
♛ Nugget Queen ♛: writes yes on every surface
Joana: -writes yes on every forehead of every human being in the world-
♛ Nugget Queen ♛: -writes yes on the cat-
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tags: + skype adventures + rensenpai

cedricdigory:

Taylor Swift, another victim of TFIOS (x) (cc. taylorswift fishingboatproceeds)

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My Skype updated.  TBH it’s a little weird but they got rid of those god-forsaken ads so thank you

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tags: + mysty says things
Drabble: Late-Night Snack

In which Andrew encounters Maddy at 2am.

Late-Night Snack

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tags: + liberetspes + mysty's writing

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A NSFW Post

realhousewivesofnightvale:

  • using malfunctioning equipment 
  • not wearing a hard-hat in the proper zones
  • leaving the coffee pot on
  • exposed wires 
  • not knowing the locations of the fire exits
  • blowtorch juggling 

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hotmesswithouthehot:

lemonmintcoughdrops:

the-grudge-girl:

I live in Osaka, Japan and often use the subway to go to work in the morning. One day while I was waiting for the train, I noticed a homeless man standing in the corner of the subway station muttering to himself as people passed by. He was holding out a cup and seemed to be begging for spare change.

An overweight woman passed by the homeless man and I distinctly heard him say, “Pig.”

Wow, this man is insulting people and he still expects them to give him money?

Then a tall businessman went by and the man muttered, “Human.”

Human? I can’t argue with that. Obviously, he was human.

The next day, I arrived early at the subway station and had some time to kill, so I decided to stand close to the homeless man and listen to his strange mutterings.  A thin, haggard-looking man passed in front of him and I heard the homeless guy mutter, “Cow.” Cow? The man was much too skinny to be a cow. To me, he resembled a turkey or a chicken. A minute or so later, an obese man went by and the homeless man said, “Potato.” Potato? I was under the impression that he called all fat people “Pig”.

That day at work, I couldn’t stop thinking about the homeless man and his puzzling behavior. I kept trying to find some logic or pattern in what he as muttering. Perhaps he has some kind of psychic ability. In Japan many people believe in reincarnation, so maybe he knows what these people were during a previous life. I observed the man many times and began to think my theory was right. I often heard him calling people things like “Rabbit”, “Onion”, “Sheep”, or “Tomato”.

One day, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to ask him what was going on. As I walked up to him, he looked at me and said, “Bread.” I tossed some money into his cup and asked him if he had some kind of psychic ability. The man smiled and said, “Yes, indeed. It is an ability I obtained many years ago, but it’s not what you might expect. I can’t tell the future or read minds or anything like that.”

“Then what is your ability?” I asked eagerly.

“The ability is merely to know the last thing somebody ate,” he said.

I laughed because I realized he was right. He said, “Bread.” The last thing I had eaten for breakfast that day was toast. I walked away shaking my head. Of all the psychic abilities someone could have, that one must be the most useless.

HUMAN

HUMAN

Omfg fUCKING HUMAN

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galtenoble:

sass-master-stevens:

Moyoco and Hideaki Anno’s cat (Mighty) Jack

What a fitting face for that family

I bet he watched all of nge in one sitting

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thefarfire:

jr-abraxas:

ktnissevurdeen:

buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

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I do not have the power within me to not reblog this. 

Christ almighty

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