my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

yanagoya:

bestrooftalkever:

Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport

Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.

How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.

Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”

I don’t know what to do with that…

unfollower:

no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused

booksandwildthings:

riceballhika:

if I was an actor in something popular, I’d go to cons cosplaying that character

except I’d get a really shitty party wig and sew a terrible outfit out of costume satin

and then if I got called out on how terrible my cosplay was

I’d rip off the wig and tearaway cosplay, revealing my real hair and outfit underneath

and be like

“I AM THAT CHARACTER”

*THROWS KISA AT REN AND RUNS*

mediumaevum:

Horrible Histories cast to make Shakespeare movie

If you like your history with the foulest and funniest bits left in, get this: the people behind CBBC’s Horrible Histories are making a new film, Bill.

It’s a tale of murderous kings, spies, lost loves, and even includes a plot to blow up the Queen, Elizabeth I.

The people behind the film say they think the Bard would like the comedy “…apart from the bit where he’s dressed as a tomato.” 

notesfrombakerst:

ithefool:

lol grammar puns

I laughed too much at this

flowerpixies:

urbancatfitters:

heeheehaahaahoohoo:

in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.

we´ve been found out

yourbones:

somegirlnamedkaitlyn:

My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?

Nailed it.